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Sunday, October 20, 2013

Is Spammer Brian Pasch Cleaning Up His Spam Network?

My first article on this awesome blogger blog was this one:
and then I wrote a quick followup here:

In those two brilliant fucking posts I exposed a few of Brian Pasch-hole's network spam microsites.
I also turned them into the Google Webspam team.

Now I find out that those sites have all been taken down or deleted.
That's great!

Good for you Pasch, clean up your spam tracks quick. Good thing I have screenshots and of course, that damn Way Back Machine thing will always reveal your spammer ways. Ha ha you fuck!

Of course, then my next question is: If you charged your clients for those micro sites as a part of their SEO strategy, are you refunding their money?
I mean, those are their sites right? They paid you for them? And now what? They just lose that money or will the reduction be reflected in the next billing?

We'll just have to see won't we?

BTW- these microsites are just the tip of the iceberg beeyotches. I have inside info on the rest of your scam Brian. You are no better than any other internet scammer - you've just chosen to operate inside the auto space. Too bad for you that I'm here now and your ass is wide open for exposure - and possible criminal prosecution! (intrigue!)


Saturday, October 19, 2013

More Proof that Brian Pasch is an Internet SPAMMER

Here are some more of Brian Pasch-bag's spam micro sites that he sells to unsuspecting clients in hopes they will rank in search engines. The sad part is that many times, these tactics do work. What's sadder? Is when the unsuspecting auto dealer who hired Pasch and crew to help him get dinged by Google for being the spammer. Does this happen? yes.it.does

So here's the challenge:
I see you fucks in my analytics so I know you're viewing this content - but why aren't more of you standing up to this assclown? He marches around conferences like DSES (yes Pasch, I was there) acting like he owns the world. But in reality, this fucker is just spamming like a bitch.

Anyone who knows SEO, knows these sites are spam. There is no defense.

So here you go mother fuckers - this is what you are paying for:

Brian Pasch Spam Sites - Bought And Paid For by Auto Dealers

http://www.usedcarpensacola.com/
This little spam gem is being used to juice these guys http://www.qualityimportstoyota.com/
If you work at Quality Imports Toyota in Pensacola, Florida, you may want to re-think your marketing strategy. These links you got here are SPAM.

Holy shit, here's another http://www.usedcarsinknoxville.com/
yes, it's fucking ugly, useless and serves no real purpose other than to...
... juice this site here http://www.graysonauto.com/
(BTW- Grayson Auto folks - not only are they spamming you, your fucking black site looks like shit! Black is so 2003)
But wait, Pasch decided to grab the same site in a .org to round out the spam cycle and continue juicing the Grayson family - http://www.usedcarsknoxvilletn.org/
Can we get the Tri-fecta?
Fuck yeah!  http://www.usedcarsknoxvilletn.net/
But this one isn't juicing the Grayson Family! It's juicing another guy over in Crossville, TN.
I wonder if the Grayson Automotive family knows that Pasch-hole is playing two sides of the fence?

Holy Fuck- another one! http://www.usedcardealernc.com/
This POS spam site is being used to juice this guy here http://www.frankmyersauto.com/
Frank Myers - are you a spammer?

And here is another http://www.nissanindianapolis.net/
And here is another

Here's a fun one - I really like the creativity of this: http://www.chicago-honda.net/
1) let's buy a keyword domain for a big city
2) let's put "honda" in the domain even though it's copyrighted (because we say "fuck you" lawyers)
3) let's juice a dealer with this domain - even though that dealer is 25 miles outside of the city limits - ya know, because it's all about housing links on a domain that in and of itself is a lie.
4) let's put 3-4 links on the front page of the site pointing back to Honda of Lisle (the client) and prove that our site we built on chicago-honda .com is truly not meant for human eyes - it's just a juice site.

Then let's do the same exact thing for Vovlo http://www.chicago-volvo.com/
and Infiniti http://www.chicago-infiniti.com/
So of course I am turing these into the respective OEM compliance offices... just to see if they care. And of course, the Google WebSpam team as well.

Final Question is for Glen Pasch -- are you a douchelord spammer also there brother? Do you even know that your brother is truly just a spamming asshole and not a real digital marketer? (and his voice makes me want to kick a fucking injured puppy)

Do you have the balls to answer me? (doubtful)

One more final question: Why do the guys at Driving Sales suck so much Pasch dick?
Jared Hamilton - what gives buddy? You seem like a great guy - but are you truly aware of what Pasch is? Why would you let him have such a strong voice in your community? He is basically FUCKING the people you are trying to help. Seems contradictory man.






Thursday, October 17, 2013

Cobalt Automotive Websites - A True Digital SCAM

The Cobalt Scam? Yes, it's true, Cobalt scams their customers.
And I challenge anyone from Cobalt to explain away the facts I present here. And then, after that, maybe some can explain to me why Brian Pasch-hole sucks Cobalt dick.

Cobalt and Duplicate Meta Data - Destroying Automotive SEO - One Dealer At A Time
When you purchase a car, even the most base model, don't you expect that it will come with the proper fluids? Oil, antifreeze, brake fluid, windshield washer?
Yes, of course you do, because without these things, your car will not get very far down the road - and in fact, could could kill you. They are customary and normal expectations you have of a car.

So why does Cobalt put dealers on their website platform and not include unique meta data as a part of the initial build? Anyone who knows anything about digital marketing knows that one of the most important elements of SEO is unique meta data.

Now, I understand that Cobalt wants to make money upselling value added upgrades.
But Cobalt's bullshit marketing packages should be just that: upsells that deliver value over and above what is customary and normal. Like adding upgrades to a car, SEO and SEM are great upgrades. But proper meta titles and description, those should be a part of the package so even the small dealer who can't afford to pay Cobalt or anyone else for extras can at least have a properly crawled and indexed site. Cobalt must not see it that way.

Instead, they choose to FUCKOVER anyone who doesn't pay their extra fees.

And, by the way Cobalt, your "SEO package" is super shitty anyway - a complete waste of money, especially in light of that fact that your monthly charge includes you writing unique meta titles. I mean, shit, how often are you re-writing the meta? Maybe twice per year? - yet the monthly charge is still the same no matter what. Fucking rats!

And do you do anything to upgrade your SEO customers' Google Local listings to Google Plus Local? If not, you are a fucking scam because local SEO is one of the most important elements of any business' SEO strategy.

Add on top of this that your sites are just piece of shit templates anyway, and you have a recipe for a scam.

Don't believe me on this? Read this dicksuck article where Cobalt kinda just says "yeah, we fucked our customers really bad for a lot of years, but then Brian Pasch-bag came in and told us how to fix it, so we did but we also charge the dealers more for it."